Inflagrante dilicto!!! - Early July 4th Firework Display 2011 - Excerpt from "Back of The Moon Chronicles"

by Gennai Zazzen on Monday, July 4, 2011 at 1:48pm

 I have been caught absolutely speechless! I blew up my brick oven??? Who was the turd that put a spray-can in it? Well, I can honestly state that my genetic code will not be passed down the ancestral  line. My darlin' little VILLAGE IDIOT of a CHILD is going to pay dearly! Holy Cow! What a fireball!!!??!!! Does my Accidental Death and Dismemberment policy cover death/maiming by BBQ? The distance that burning spray-can traveled when it went airborne was over 20 feet! It landed on the tin roof of the barn and rolled off into the open rain-barrel! I think someone upstairs likes me?! LOL Have a great 4th Everyone. And be safe!!! Please!!!!  :)